http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/mr_contractor_tear_down_this
“MR. CONTRACTOR – TEAR DOWN THIS WALL !!!!
You raise your sledgehammer with hesitation, and you are not alone. There are some among us who say my vision is too radical, that the living room and kitchen can never be peacefully unified. There are some among us today who say I should fix the roof and get a new box spring before wasting money on unnecessary remodeling. But to those who oppose the advancement of a modern design scheme, I say only this: “Let them come to my next dinner party.”
